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LoveLand

**ATTENTION! This post is Adults Only! Don’t come for me—you’ve been warned!**

Not far from the airport in Jeju Island, South Korea is a tourist destination called LoveLand. I guess the best way to describe LoveLand would be ‘sculpture garden’ although if you were to visit based on that description alone, you’d be in for quite a surprise. The sculptures and exhibits here are more for the ‘18+ only’ kinda crowd. A crowd made up of people with a lewd sense of humor or those who just appreciate the human form (and all of its parts). Prudish or overly sensitive people need not visit—you won’t like it, at all. It’s graphic, sexual, and sexist, but it’s also hilarious.

There are huge sculptures of naked people doing all sorts of things. Sculptures of huge penises carved out of wood by an artist that some may call talented…you be the judge. There are two large earthen mounds with nipples, of course. Sculptures depicting sex acts from around the world, a huge penis fountain, and even an exhibit of dioramas that would make your grandmother blush. At the snack bar you can even partake in the bean paste filled pancakes that will make your phallic fantasies come true (if you happen to have fantasies that involve eating penis shaped pancakes that is).

There are lots of funny photo opportunities throughout the park but none are appropriate if you ever want to run for political office. Even I questioned posting some my funniest pictures for fear of being haunted by them for the rest of my life—so you’re just going to have to make do with the ones below. There’re still amusing and have nudity so really it’s a win-win, right?